NEW SINGLE RELEASED
A new single has been unleashed! And yes, as previously reported, the cover artwork is A.I. generated. Pretty creepy looking, huh?
“Get ready to embark on an auditory rollercoaster with the latest Easter Islanders mantelpiece! This track has more drops than a clumsy chef, beats so infectious they make handshakes jealous, and a bassline so deep it's considering a career in philosophy. If you're not instantly grooving in an ungainly manner to this, then you’d better bugger off and take you and your Steely Dan albums elsewhere”.
The above “jokes” were supplied by ChatGPT, because as the artwork is A.I., the blurb might as well be too.
Warning: Not suitable for young people with long beards, anime lovers, wearers of checked shirts, people whose first names are surnames, small yappy dog owners and folks whose coats don’t have sleeves.